BEST SELLER
ITEM NO. GL-101
Official Fan Club T-Shirt
Heavyweight 50/50 cotton blend with the big G.L.A.M. starburst on the chest. Adult S, M, L, XL. Shrinks a little. So does Manny.
$9.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
FALL / WINTER 1987
THE OFFICIAL FAN CATALOG
G.L.A.M. MERCH · WEAR IT. WAVE IT. FRAME IT.
Everything a Gorgeous Ladies of Anarchy and Mayhem fan could want, from the foam finger to the fan club tee. Order by mail. Allow 6 to 8 weeks. Moose carries every package to the post office personally.
SHOP THE CATALOGCATALOG NO. 1 · 1987
G.L.A.M.
MERCH
MERCH
9 ITEMS INSIDE$1.00 TO $19.95
The Catalog
Straight from the G.L.A.M. stockroom (also known as Earl's broom closet). Prices in 1987 dollars.
AS SEEN ON TVITEM NO. GL-102
Front-Row Foam Finger
Giant red foam finger, as waved by Nacho Ned every single show. Nacho cheese not included. Nacho cheese stains also not included, but likely.
$4.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
ITEM NO. GL-103
Autographed 8×10 Glossies
Pick any of the 40 Gorgeous Ladies. Every glossy is signed by the lady herself, or by Gloria at the Front Desk when the lady is busy.
$2.50 ea.ORDERS OPEN SOON
LIMITED PRINTING
ITEM NO. GL-104
GLAM SLAM '87 Official Program
All 40 entrants, the Commissioner's Rules and a blank bracket to fill in after Wrestle-In Night. Mr. Feathers may have chewed one corner. Collectors say that adds value.
$3.00ORDERS OPEN SOON
FAN FAVORITEITEM NO. GL-105
Big Barb's “Take a Number” Ticket Roll
The very same red deli tickets Big Barb hands her opponents before she flattens them. 500 tickets per roll. Please wait until your number is called.
$1.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
DISPLAY ONLYITEM NO. GL-106
Hairspray Hannah's Can of Hold
A genuine pink can, exactly like the one on Hannah's hip. Sold empty, for display only. Hannah would never give away the real stuff.
$6.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
VHSITEM NO. GL-107
The Aerobi-Queen's Workout Tape
Sixty minutes of high-impact aerobics with the Queen herself. VHS only. Tad carries the boombox. No pain, no gain.
$19.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
NEWITEM NO. GL-108
Repo Rita's Pink Sticker Sheet
Forty of Rita's famous pink stickers. Slap one on anything that's yours. Rita reserves the right to disagree.
$1.00ORDERS OPEN SOON
LOUDITEM NO. GL-109
Iron Irma's Official Whistle
Silver whistle on a cord, just like the one Iron Irma uses at 6 a.m. drills. Comes with one free lecture about how things were in her day.
$2.95ORDERS OPEN SOON
How to Order
Mail orders open soon. Gloria at the Front Desk is still answering the phones about Wrestle-In Night, and she will get to your order right after that. Probably. She will put you on hold either way.
SHIPPING & HANDLING
- Up to $10.00: add $1.50
- $10.01 to $25.00: add $2.50
- Over $25.00: Moose drives it over
Looking for a Mr. Feathers plush or one of Manny's leftover gold chains? Those are at the Commissioner's own shop, Mayhem & Merch.